Men vs. Women

MEN and women are way different from each other. You can read many books about this, for example, one book is called, “Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars.” You can also tell men are different from women with out reading this book just by well how we act. Men and women NEVER think the same things. Here are some things men and women do differently….. Ok a lot of things. Do you notice how men have like 8 or less things in a bathroom where as women have like over 300 things. Men really don’t give a crap where as women like to pamper themselves and make themselves look beautiful. When women are fighting, I’m sorry ladies but we ALWAYS have to have the last word in there. When a guy puts the last word in it’s just a new argument to fight about. Women call their friends by their names, men however always have a nickname for their friends and they’re outrageous ones. ALL women worry about this, getting married and having kids. I’m sorry ladies but this kind of stuff scares men! They hate thinking about these things; they like to not worry about these things meaning the future till they get a wife. Men think they need to be successful by making more than his wife and women like to find men that do! Haha GOLD DIGGERS! When a man marries a woman he expects she won’t change which they do and women thee exact opposite when they marry a man they expect they will change but they don’t. EVERY SINGLE woman does this; they will dress up for everything, even if it’s to go to the store for 5 minutes. Men could care less how they look. This one is funny men will go to bed and wake up the same well women are a different story. Women are prepared for everything; Men go with the flow. Women DO mature faster then men. We are done with puberty by the age of 17 where as men are done by early 20s. I’m sorry but it’s a fact. Women have garages to put their cars in there; Men you use garages to put EVERYTHING in it. Men hate asking for anything and are stubborn for example. If a female was driving and lost they will pull over to ask directions. Males however will drive around in circles instead of stopping to ask for directions… seriously, come on! Same as this, Women will admit to making mistakes and say sorry men…. Haha hate to admit they were wrong! Laundry a man will wait to do laundry till they’re out of clothes; Women do it every two days. As you can see women and men…. Yes VERY different. Which is why were always bumping heads. But you know what they say can’t live with them and you cant live with out them.